Don's Favorite Quotes
That which is unsaid may be said, but that which is said can never be unsaid.
I am an old man now; I've had lots of trouble, and most of it never happened.
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Red Skelton's Words -
- I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
- She got a mud pack and looked great for two days, then the mud pack fell off.
- We also sleep in separate beds. Her's is in California and mine is in Kentucky.
- Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays. I go on Fridays.
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Other quotes...
- The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting time.
- He who hesitates is probably right.
- Did you ever notice: The Roman numerals for foty (40) are XL?
- If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
- The sole purpose of a middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
- The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting for.
- When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth, think of Algebra!
- You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
- SMILE...It will make your day go better and your friends feel good.
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